MamaJuana: Mr. Whitney’s Liquid Viagra

Meredith Whitney ambushed the financial stocks again today; her cautionary comments of Citigroup were well timed given the recent advance in the shares and the sector.

But today, she is being upstaged by her husband’s business, which is on the rise:

By day, John C. Layfield is an investment banker and professional pontificator for Fox Business Network. By night, he peddles a love potion. Mamajuana Energy, a berry-flavored liquid that Mr. Layfield developed, sells for $4.99 or less. He bills the two-ounce shots as an all-natural “sexual endurance drink” for men. A minister’s son, Mr. Layfield says he first sampled the concoction in a dive bar in the Dominican Republic while on vacation and was hooked.

“It’s more of a sex potion,” said Mr. Layfield, who enjoyed a successful run as a professional wrestler before reinventing himself as a financial whiz and beverage impresario. “Think of it as liquid Viagra.” New York Times

You would think Meredith could come in to work with a smile on her face from time to time, instead of brandishing a strap-on and going to town on Vikram Pandit nearly every trading day.

Mamajuana contributed to the decline of the Mayan empire, and it appears our apocalypto has arrived as well.

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Selling Chat on Fox, and a Sex-Enhancing Potion on the Side
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