Vote McCain or Die

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by StockJockey
Tuesday, May 13, 2008

With Hillary our of the way we can give some airtime to the candidates.

First Up, McCain courtesy of the Onion. So funny it made me cry.


McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists

Breaking the First Rule of Fight Club

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by StockJockey
Monday, May 12, 2008

What is this first rule of Fight Club?

Do not talk about Fight Club. These Silicon Valley geeks did not get that email. Somehow I can’t see the guys at Alley Insider doing this...Techcrunch, maybe.

#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

#4 - Two guys to a fight.

#5 - One fight at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.

#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

This reminds me a lot like RIM vs Apple shareholders.



Jenna’s Wedding: Bushies Mug 4 Sale

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by StockJockey
Friday, May 09, 2008

While your wedding invitation to Jenna Bush’s nuptials might have gotten lost in the mail, you can still participate with a button or coffee mug:

It’s not often that the daughter of a sitting President gets married!

Then, there’s the notion to some of us loyal Bushie’s, that the Bush’s are probably the closest family we American’s have to royality… that’s why Western White House Gifts has decided to honor Jenna and Henry’s wedding by creating a few unique souvenirs celebrating their special day in the fashion of a true royal wedding… allbeit, a Western White House Wedding!
Western White Hosue Gifts

Skull & Bones might not have approved of the wedding tchotchkes, but they have to be thrilled with Hillary’s current straits

Andyou know they secretly love Obama Girl. BTW,the Original video is now over 8 million views on YouTube.

Let’s see if they Bush wedding video can to that.

Western White House Gifts
Bush Wedding Mementoes

Jim Cramer, Movie Star

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Jim Cramer’s brief appearance in Iron Man was taped before he really knew what the movie was about; but he pulled it off all the same.

Squawk Box ran a brief piece on it yesterday; the banter between David, Joe and Jim show what makes Squawk special, just shooting the breeze with the boys. Personally I miss Mark Haines and even the old cramped set they had to use until the new set and building was complete.

Cramer’s bit in the movie, in which he pans the fictional “Stark Industries”, and some idle chit chat from Monday morning:

The Last, Final Lecture

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by StockJockey
Monday, May 05, 2008

Yahoo!/Microsoft? Not really important.

Carnegie-Mellon Randy Paush’s “The Last Lecture” video might have been the most watched clip in the history of Dow Jones.

This follow up is a tear jerker; A Final Farewell.

Feeling Charitable? randy is working with the Pancreatic Cancer Action Network.

Randy Pausch
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Rally Exposes Cases of Mad Bear Disease

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by StockJockey
Sunday, May 04, 2008

The recent advance in the stock market has left many bears foaming at the mouth. Many of them are in the same boat; their gold positions are tanking, their shorts are ripping or they are sitting on the sidelines stewing.

And while David Rosenberg of Merrill Lynch might not be the Patron Saint. of the Bears, he is Patient Zero in the recent case of Mad Bear Disease, according to Don Luskin. Rosenberg is trying to reason with a stock market that has not gone his way of late. The bears do not like Don Luskin one bit, but I can tolerate him in small doses, and this clip shows teaming up with Larry Kudlow to taunt the bears:

Kudlow & Company
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