Levi Johnston: He Shoots, He Scores
Before Levi Johnston pulled down his MySpace profile, millions read about his desire to not be a daddy.
But things change, and now he is in the middle of a shitstorm:
Johnston is basically the quintessential example of that guy who you are constantly worried is going to impregnate your daughter (and occasionally does). He’s a handsome stud, an athletic star, and he has a criminal record. (For illegally fishing some Alaskan king salmon from Moose Lake out of season. Best crime ever!) He even has a fake blog already (Sample headline: “ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!"). Plus, he described himself as a “fuckin’ redneck” on his now-defunct MySpace page, which is basically the truest combination of two words anyone has made during this whole campaign. Dude, Honest Abe himself would want this guy in the Lincoln bedroom.
Of course, I find this completely normal..hockey players are horny. Sarah Palin has some problems to work out, but at least her spawn did not work at a hedge fund with Moonies.
Hedge fund executive Hunter Biden has had anything but a quiet introduction to his career in finance.
The 38-year-old son of Democratic vice presidential candidate Sen. Joe Biden is caught up in several lawsuits regarding the acquisition and operation of Paradigm Companies, an investment firm that operates a fund of funds - a hedge fund that invests in other hedge funds.
Biden also appears to be feuding with partner James Park, the son-in-law of the Rev. Sun Myoung Moon, Court papers show.
Now that is strange.....
New York Magazine
We’re Sorry, But Palin Baby Daddy Levi Johnston Is Sex on Skates
BIDEN’S SON IN FUND SUIT
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Hamptons Mayor Indicted for Securities Fraud
Most quants would be satisfied with 55% of their trades as winners.
Of course, there are other ways to win on Wall Street. One money-manager discovered a system that resulted in 202 winners out of 204 trades.
Amazing? Perhaps, if his lawyer can get him off:
The mayor of the upscale East End village of Quogue was indicted yesterday on charges of illegally earning at least $1.3 million for his investment firm through securities fraud and impeding a federal investigation by altering firm documents.
Reached at his Quogue home last night, Mayor George Motz said that he was unaware of the federal indictment a grand jury issued in Brooklyn.
“I absolutely have not done anything wrong,” he said. “It makes no sense.” Asked if he would resign, Motz said, “Absolutely not. I’ve done a great job,” and the charges are unrelated to his work as mayor.
According to the indictment filed by Assistant U.S. Attorney James McGovern, Motz, head of the Manhattan investment firm of Melhado, Flynn & Associates, enriched himself and his firm by “cherry-picking,” crediting more profitable stock trades to his firm’s account and the less profitable trades to other customers’ accounts.
When the SEC began investigating Motz’s practices in 2003, Motz, along with others who were not named, illegally altered company records to make it appear as if all the stock trades had been legitimately carried out, according to the indictment.
In one scheme, between November 2002 and September 2003, Motz retroactively credited profitable stock trades to his firm and unprofitable ones to a hedge fund called Third Millennium, the indictment said. The fund’s partners were “primarily high-net-worth individuals,” according to the indictment.
“The fund was marketed to investors based in part on Motz’s track record of success in trading,” the indictment said.
In many cases, the indictment said, Motz waited until the end of a trading day to determine which trades were profitable and which were not.
Between November 2000 and September 2003, Motz assigned 204 of his stock trades to his firm’s own account, the indictment said. Of these, 202 were profitable, the indictment says.
Motz, 66, has been the Quogue mayor for seven years. Most of the village’s 1,300 homes are vacation spots for affluent city dwellers. Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton have been summer residents there, according to one local history. Newsday
Innocent until proven guilty..maybe he just has the magic touch.
What do you think?
But clearly keeping up with the Joneses on the East End has its downside. And to be fair, it is not the largest scandal in Quogue.
Rogue interior designers and neon signs have the bastion of Waspi-ness a twitter.
Welcome to the apocalypse, Quogue.
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Quogue mayor indicted on securities fraud
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Hug It Out on Virgin Air
The best season of Entourage was the first...lets hope the upcoming season delivers the goods lest I lay out a short on Vinnie Chase.
But for those of you who with real life Entourages (mostly sniveling junior analysts who seek career advice) you can complete your lifestyle by going Big on Virgin America:
Vinny Chase may never fly commercial to Vegas, but if he did, Richard Branson wants you to know that he would fly Virgin America.
At least, he would for now. In honor of Virgin America’s new non-stop flight from New York to Las Vegas, and the start of the fifth season of the series Entourage, Virgin America presents “Entourage Air,” an in-flight experience themed around the television show.
For huge fans of the series, it may almost be worth the price of a ticket. Virgin’s first J.F.K. to Vegas flight next Thursday, will premiere the fifth season’s first episode onboard—three days ahead of the September 7 premiere on HBO.
At least one of the planes serving Vegas will be decorated with an appropriately themed wrapper (read: billboard with wings), and if you pony up for a first class ticket on that route during the month of September, you will get to fly… are you ready? “Entourage Class.”
That means noise canceling headphones, champagne, Godiva chocolates, Kiehl’s products, and Entourage Air branded blankets and eye masks for you, sir. Portfolio
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You have to check your gun before boarding....
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Virgin and Entourage Hug It Out
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Entourage Returns September 7th on HBO
The boys are back in two weeks....
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Bigfoot: Sad Ending For Noble Creature
There are lot of theories floating around over the Bigfoot discovery.
I won’t rehash them all, but believe it was global warming that killed him, which of course killed the Montauk Monster.
Update: Noted Bigfoot hunter Mike Arrington is skeptical:
oh, let’s be clear. These guys are completely full of shit. I just can’t wait to see what it is that they are really selling.
Techcrunch photos, article
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Here is an interview with Fox News Channel on August 13th.
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Part One from the press conference earlier today is below
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Part Two: Three Bigfoot (Bigfeet?) stalked the guys as they pulled the “fresh body” (about 2 days old) out of the woods.
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Part Three: “Top Name” Scientists are on the case, they walk upright and don’t make sounds.
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Jane Goodall is convinced Yeti/Bigfoot exist after speaking with scores of native people around the world
Evolution in Warfare
The Russian conflict with Georgia is highlighting the latest trend in warfare, and the geeks are a-twitter as computers take center stage:
The war between Georgia and Russia lasted just five days, as long as the new cease-fire holds. But cyber security experts will be picking through the ashes of the accompanying Internet battle for sometime to come.
Just as happened last year with the May 2007 cyber war between Russia and Estonia, Georgian web sites buckled under overwhelming waves of bogus traffic, sent from huge swarms of compromised computers. The attacks began as probes as early as July 20, according to Internet experts. As the war began on Friday, millions of extraneous requests — a so-called Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attack — took down Georgia’s banking and government sites.
“It’s just like Estonia,” said Graham Cluley, a security expert at Sophos who wrote a timeline for the cyber war on his blog. “In modern warfare, it’s not unusual to see opposing forces take over TV stations, radios and newspapers. In our century, taking over Internet sites is now part of the same kind of strategy.” Venture Beat
It would seem that these sort of attacks are now an early warning to what is to come, Chinese hackers have been probing the Pentagon’s netwrork from time to time, but it is comforting to know we have should have a few hours advance warning before they launch the bombs.
After the five-day Russia-Georgia war, a chronicle of the cyber battle unfolds
VentureBeat
