24 homers

A website about A-Rod? Not even-he might have 24 homers but this site is the personal blog of Manny Ramirez. OK..maybe not. But it is pretty damn funny.

When we got into the Arizona clubhouse, I saw this dude who claims he was my first ever agent, mang. He’s a hardcore swindler, rattlesnake type, OK? When I came into the league, in the minors, he said he was gonna get me a sweet endorsement deal with some sneaker company or something like that. I was young and I didn’t know any better, so I entered a gentleman’s agreement with him, mang. I said, you get me a deal with endorsements, signing posters and doing commercials, you get 10 percent. Sounds like a good deal, right? Well this guy, he don’t do nothing for me, joo see? He keeps making promises, but I still got no money in the bank and night after night I still cooking Spaghetti-O’s in my apartment, waiting for my paycheck. I didn’t even have a stove in my place, I used an iron turned upside down to heat my Spaghetti-O’s! And one night this guy, he gets an idea to show up at my place, says I owe him 20 grand for services rendered. I say NO WAY and shut the door on his face, mang, and I stay away from him ever since. 24 homers

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