Attn SellSide: Don’t Bro Me, Bro
The Dopey Cowboy is back with tips for working on Wall Street - hilarious.
Let’s keep it old school … just give me a top tier allocation, get the concert tix (better be good seats, and I’m sitting with a friend who is taking your place), book the Pebble and Vegas trip, order the `97 Brunello with dinner, bring along some Peruvian flake, make sure the Limo isn’t late … and don’t give me this bullshit about the “new” way of doing things on Wall Street … I didn’t vote for Obama. Remember you’re in the service business … there’s a reason you’re not an analyst or pm .. so just shut the fuck up, get your gold card out, meet me at Scores and we’ll get along just fine.
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Hey Dude… Don’t Bro Me!
Dopey Cowboy
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