I knew, I’ll be in touch with my attorney in the morning. In the words of the immortal Philip Goldstein:
“These mother fuckers are not going to get away with this”
The most recent figures from HSBC private bank showed that some hedge funds are nursing losses of as much as 50 per cent this year, with many funds having dropped more than 10 per cent last week alone. Insiders said some of the best-known funds, including Och-Ziff, Atticus, RAB Capital and Tosca are nursing heavy losses.
Throw historical precedents out the window, this market has broken all the old rules. It is about finding blood in the water and shooting against weak holders.
Tim Steer of New Star said: “What matters now is not what company you own but who owns that company. Valuations have gone out of the window. Now you have to look at the shareholder register and work out who’s going to be forced to sell. If it’s a long-only blue chip stock, that’s OK, if it’s owned by hedge funds, then watch out.”
Until some semblance of normality returns many people will choose to sit it out. From Mayfair to Midtown life has changed, and life on the BuySide will likely never be the same.
Hedge funds plan to sue FSA over short-selling ban
Telegraph
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I knew, I’ll be in touch with my attorney in the morning. In the words of the immortal Philip Goldstein:
“These mother fuckers are not going to get away with this”
Whaaaat, don’t sue the market manipulators, adapt and profit from all the BS! These hedge funds should invest in my PennyStocking DVD rather than pay lawyers!
I always wonder who’s on the other side of my trades, especially when there’s a squeeze. I mean, didn’t everybody grab Wachovia on the breakout at 10?
Mr. Sykes idea is a good one. These hedge funds should consider another asset class or another line of work entirely. Maybe some of them can get their old jobs back as retail stockbrokers since running money obviously isn’t their forte. I hear Merrill Lynch is hiring.
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