I think the guy looking for a “roommate” has been looking for a while. Seem to recall reading about that somewhere last year. It’s so surprising he hasn’t found one yet!
Craig’s Picks: Horny on The Street
My photo tells all. Looking for someone attractive, 5’10"-6’2", trim and/or muscular, to hook up with either during lunch hours or immediately following work. Prefer Wall Street area where I work but could travel a bit north within reason. Messages w/pic get priority. Thanks.
Hungry Wall Street Exec [Craigslist]
Very cool/laid back guy looking for a cool/laid back girl to live in my place for free in exchange for chores. Cleaning, laundry, ironing, massages (I have a table), taking care of my cool kitty and me! The better you take care of me the better i take care of you. Must be legit, no criminal record or drug addicts. Clean and neat freaks preferred. possible paying job for a girl who knows finance. Available immediatley, please send pic and info, I will return the favor. This is in or around Wall Street.
Free Room in 2BR For Fem [Craigslist]
Attractive, athletic Asian i-banker seeking young, intelligent, hot female for mutually beneficial relationship, someone to take out to dinner and clubs, and hopefully more. Looking for 21-28 y.o, Asian or white. Email with pics and we’ll discuss.
Asian Professional Wants to Be Sugar Daddy [Craigslist]
Comment: So much for Wall Streeters being a conservative lot!
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Comments:
Even with the big bucks these guys can’t get laid!
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