Got Red Bull?
Do you drink Red Bull to get through earnings season? Wired Magazine took a look at the drink that stirs up the Facebook set...and if you know what Glucuronolactone is you probably deserve to move to the head of the class. Assuming your head or heart do not explode first. Warning: The Surgeon General recommends Red Bull is suitable only for growth stock managers. Value managers should stick to milk.
Glucuronolactone
Internet rumors claimed this was a Vietnam-era experimental drug that causes brain tumors. Luckily, that’s not true. But don’t crumple up your tinfoil hat yet — hardly anyone has looked into exactly what this stuff does. So little research has been done on glucuronolactone (and most of it 50 years ago) that almost all information about it is mere rumor. Users generally believe it fights fatigue and increases well-being, but that could turn out to be bull, too.
Yum, the perfect complement to Grey Goose!
What’s Inside Red Bull: Meat Sugar, Caffeine and Bile!
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