Levi Johnston: He Shoots, He Scores

Before Levi Johnston pulled down his MySpace profile, millions read about his desire to not be a daddy.

But things change, and now he is in the middle of a shitstorm:

Johnston is basically the quintessential example of that guy who you are constantly worried is going to impregnate your daughter (and occasionally does). He’s a handsome stud, an athletic star, and he has a criminal record. (For illegally fishing some Alaskan king salmon from Moose Lake out of season. Best crime ever!) He even has a fake blog already (Sample headline: “ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!"). Plus, he described himself as a “fuckin’ redneck” on his now-defunct MySpace page, which is basically the truest combination of two words anyone has made during this whole campaign. Dude, Honest Abe himself would want this guy in the Lincoln bedroom.

Of course, I find this completely normal..hockey players are horny. Sarah Palin has some problems to work out, but at least her spawn did not work at a hedge fund with Moonies.

Hedge fund executive Hunter Biden has had anything but a quiet introduction to his career in finance.

The 38-year-old son of Democratic vice presidential candidate Sen. Joe Biden is caught up in several lawsuits regarding the acquisition and operation of Paradigm Companies, an investment firm that operates a fund of funds - a hedge fund that invests in other hedge funds.

Biden also appears to be feuding with partner James Park, the son-in-law of the Rev. Sun Myoung Moon, Court papers show.

Now that is strange.....

New York Magazine
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New York Post

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