SEC: There’s a Reason It Almost Spells S-E-X

We now know who the two leading contenders for Miss SEC 2006 are: It’s gonna be a close call between Insider Trading hottie Sonja Anticevic and the Seattle Sleuth Yolanda Holtzee. According to sources inside the SEC, chief enforcer Chris Cox has five bucks riding on the curvaceous Croation while chief of enforcement Linda Thomsen likes Holtzee’s chances. “It’s the sweatpants that really did it for me,” Thomsen was overheard whispering in an airport restroom recently. “Nothing creates good panty-lines like an old pair of sweats.”
Insider Trading Case w/ B-Movie Plot [NY Times]
Seattle Sleuth Sinks Suspicious Stocks [Under The Counter]

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