Small-Cap Value Dog
Part Six of Worst in Show
This dog breed has a dense and powerful, low-slung body with wide shoulders and a massive short-faced head. Despite its early breeding to bait bulls, the Bulldog is gentle and good natured and makes an excellent companion for the whole family. Doggies.com
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill:
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they’ve tried everything else.
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
The Mainstay: Small-Cap Value Fund (MSPAX) is no legend
This fund is consistent; consistently bad. History is unlikely to be kind to this dog of a fund...the performance numbers smell like bulldog flatulence.
Shake this fund loose from your portfolio and head to a pub....and knock back a classic.
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