Tattletales Wanted

The agents of the FBI are the baddest-ass accountants walking the earth. The agency, founded in 1908, originally employed 12 accountants in their original roster of 34 investigators and still actively recruits accountants to fill entry level positions within the agency. The opportunity of packing heat and a pocket protector must appeal to scores of 22-year accounting grads.

And, of course, the agency has a long, proud history of nailing crooks and crims.  Al Capone.  Bud Fox. Kirk Wright.

Although Eliot Ness always got his man, the modern day, undermanned FBI needs your help.  In a move that will likely leave Greenwich on edge, the FBI is seeking help in the battle against hedge fund scammers.

Something tells me we are going to need to build more prisons.

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